Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL " and "NO DICE" arcing

" and "NO DICE" arcing around the portrait

but nobody's baking you a casserole either

flanked by geometric magenta lines and yellow accents

Employee of the month at All American Burger is the kind of honor that comes with a paper hat and zero career prospects

a vintage-style illustration of a tri-color rocket popsicle in red

Fukitol - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL " and "NO DICE" arcingFukitol exists because Big Pharma already spent billions making "ask your doctor about vague existential dread" sound completely normal. Somebody just had the decency to drop the euphemism and print the actual dosage. The Details: White italic serif text reads "Ask your doctor about extra strength" above a large glossy pharmaceutical capsule split into lavender purple and golden yellow halves, with bold white sans serif text "FUKITOL" and "1000mg"