Markiplier may_2020_drop — ethan (@CrankGameplays) July 31

— ethan (@CrankGameplays) July 31

the meme himself

5 inches tall with unusual proportions

This collectible shows Garrett holding a basketball with two hands

letting you hold a chunk of internet lore in your hands

Markiplier may_2020_drop — ethan (@CrankGameplays) July 31The Collectible I know what you're thinking is his neck really that thick? No. It's thicker. Much, much thicker. Youtooz engineers could not allow Markiplier's true thickness to be exposed to the public as a precaution to avoid potential riots, floods and further anarchy. Markiplier told us that these were just excuses of lesser men, however we had to stand our ground to protect humanity. Note: the neck is not to scale (it is even thicker IRL).